Cookie Jarring

Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."

by AnimorphFan June 16, 2020

cookie jar

A woman's genitals, namely because fisting her is like reaching into a cookie jar.

Ooh, busted. He got his hands caught in her cookie jar.

by Corban March 05, 2005

cookie-jar

n. F.G term for the vagina.

She got pissed when he stuck his roagie in her cookie-jar.

by Rolls May 29, 2005

Cookie Jar

Another word for the female sexual organ.

"He dipped his fingers in the cookie jar, Sharquisha."

by Pussy Print August 23, 2017

cookie jar

Las Vegas slang for bootyhole or anus.

Get yo hands out my cookie jar!

by stephen and patrick August 22, 2006

"Cookie" jar

That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.

"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"

by Hey boss November 30, 2016

cookie jar

aka "cj", "cookie"

a man who allows his French food obsessed girlfriend to insert cookies into his anus as a form of intimacy and/or as a way to induce a bowel movement

I love Kwitchee so much, I think I'll be her cookie jar tonight. Who knows, it might even help me poop more than once a week.

by kwitchee March 07, 2010