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Cookie Beast

One who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids.
Mr. Johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. He really knows how to make a good cookie.
by Cloak Cackler November 29, 2016
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Cookie Bitch-Bastard

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.
"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."
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