A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.
They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
A few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
by Uncle Phil (destroyer of scene kids) November 2, 2006
"hey man, want to go and see Converge next weekend?" "hell no brah. i'm going to Tampa to see Disembodied, Ascension, Overcast, and Bloodlet. You should come."
by Scooterpie May 1, 2005
A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.
They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
A few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
by Uncle Phil (destroyer of scene kids) November 1, 2006
A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.
They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
An few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
An few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
by Uncle Phil (destroyer of scene kids) November 1, 2006
Steve called and asked Lance if he wanted to come chill and smoke. Lance replied, "Sorry man, I'm converging right now"
by scuba February 13, 2005
D was creepin on S in his office, put on some Marvin Gaye, and suggested "to converge planes" later on at his place.
by prep+pimp sandwhich November 14, 2009
A phrase used when a group, more than two, leave and office on a Friday afternoon. Mostly used in the music business. Can be related to a Biblical exodus.
My boss, his assistant, and I wanted to leave on Friday afternoon from the office, so we had a Convergical Exodus.
by Matt or Mark January 14, 2008