A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass

I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!

Bloodless Day by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012

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Bloodletting

1. The YUMMY act of draining blood either by wrist, neck, or other veiny part of the body. Any sharp blade will open you up nicely. Also a helpful medical tip from the Dark Ages!
2. The ancient Medieval art of draining all of the bad blood from the body and regenerating new better blood!

"OOOooOoOo!! Go get a bucket and some bloodletting knives!"

Bloodletting by Bumstika December 19, 2008

bloodset

A London gang stemmed from the American gang The Bloods.
Are in opposition of the London gang Cripset!

Bloodset is the greeziest gang in England!

bloodset by ReKoN January 2, 2008

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bloodle

(BLUE-dul)verb; when an individual begins to give a guy a hand job, but stops shortly before completion resulting in one angry, blue package

Timia is infamous at bloodling; at a party last week, she walked in the room with a guy and she came out looking satisfied, but he looked truly disgruntled and shouted, "THAT DAMN BITCH JUST BLOODLED MY NOODLE!"

bloodle by I never bloodle, I always get shit done! May 25, 2007

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bloodette

A blood gang members girl/girlfriend or a female blood member

“Yk tasha yea she’s a bloodette” or “yea, that’s melly’s bloodette.

bloodette by CK- 2600 P September 17, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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