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Constitutionalist 

How Republicans, smart enough to know that the Republican Party platform is an embarassment, refer to themselves.
Mom, why do Constitutionalists always vote exactly the same as Republicans?

Anti-constitutionalistically 

Something very hard to say when your drunk
you try saying Anti-constitutionalistically when your drunk

Toxic Constitutionalism 

The act of taking the United States constitution so far, that it becomes toxic towards others.
“Hey, did you hear Todd down the street refused to wear a mask, and argued with the staff, at the local play?”

“Yeah, toxic constitutionalism sucks.”