One who believes that the government should not interfere much (if at all) with the economy or a person's privacy. One who believes that a man needs to pull himself up by his own bootstraps, become self-reliant, stop taking taxes and start paying them. One who believes that taxes themselves should be kept to a minimum.
One who believes in a person's right to free speech and religion, one who abhors censorship. One who believes that it is the people who should lead the country, not the government. One who believes that a man deserves his own earnings and the government doesn't need to be taking away chunks of his hard labor.
One who sees people like Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama and can't help but shudder at the thought that either one might actually become the next President, both being extremely horrible choices.
Conservative is a term free from religious and racial associations/prejudices, although often associated with "bigot", something that has nothing to do with conservatism.
All in all, conservatives are the polar opposite of fascists, although they face plenty of name calling despite the fact that the fascists that people are referring to when insulting conservatives had very liberal policies and are only related to conservatives in the sense that they acknowledge the importance of a strong military, because by God if there's a country that needs a strong military, it's America.
Affirmative action is one of the most racist things conceived. It is a policy that, in its existence, basically says that all people who are not white are intellectually inferior to white people and thus, need a helping hand from the government.

Hypothetical conversation:
"Are you a liberal?"
"Nope. I'd rather think for myself than have the government do it for me."
"So you're a fascist?"
"I just answered that. I said no. I'm a conservative."
"So you're a Christian?"
"Kind of, but what does that have to do with it?"
"Hah! So you're a fascist!"
"No, you're just an idiot."
by Kato Boduko March 11, 2008
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1. Being highly resistant to change. Refusing to modernize and adapt. Doing and believing things because it’s the tradition.

2. Having a very short penis.
1. The Amish take conservatism to THA MAXXX!

2. The Bush Administration is conservative.
by Shard April 20, 2005
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conservative " I'm a conservative, I hate politically correct folks." normal person: " You do know that the word "conservative" is a politically correct word, right?" (The conservative then proceeds to shoot the person and claim that he was communist trying to take away the conservative's second amendment rights)
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The people in charge of the government right now who are unfairly labeled as homophobes and Nazis because they choose to act in the best interests of the citizens of this nation who happened to elect them to office under our beautiful and envied democratic system of government. In addition, they're the reason why your ass is alive.
Clinton's administration had security failures for 8 years that were kept hidden until 9/11 occurred. That says alot.
by jewishrepublican August 19, 2005
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insult, someone that is ignorrant, stupid, and greedy.
me: you conservative
you: yeah, that was pretty dumb of me, i am quite ignorrant.
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Conservants (or con-servants) are the type of conservative voter that follows whatever FOX News says they should think, whatever the Q says they should think, basically just a puppet of the loudest most right wing voice in the room. They are almost assuredly referring to everyone else as “sheeple”.
I tried talking sense into Randy after Trump talked shit about McCain but there’s no use, he’s a conservant at this point.
by Farmer Chadkins July 6, 2022
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The voice of reason and conscience in British politics.
During the 2019 General Election, many traditional labour voters came to their senses and voted for The Conservatives.
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