A technique employed when one finds oneself taking a crap and the toilet paper is almost completely gone whereby the crapper most make complete use every square inch of toilet paper in order to make an effective wipe before the end of the roll.
An expert at The Conservative makes the clean wipe (to verify all poop is gone) with the remnants of toilet paper that remain on the roll after the last sheet is removed.
An expert at The Conservative makes the clean wipe (to verify all poop is gone) with the remnants of toilet paper that remain on the roll after the last sheet is removed.
"I went to take a crap and realized that I was almost out of toilet paper"
"Oh shit! Get ready for dingle berries and skid marks"
"Nah, I am a pro at The Conservative; the last piece of toilet paper was the clean wipe"
"Oh shit! Get ready for dingle berries and skid marks"
"Nah, I am a pro at The Conservative; the last piece of toilet paper was the clean wipe"
by dmandr February 28, 2012
1. An advocate of a political philosophy which revolves around not doing much. Conservatism essentially argues keeping things the way they are rather than supporting change.
Examples of Conservative actions:
-Doing nothing. :-)
Examples of not-Conservative actions:
-Trying to change the constitution.
-Starting wars.
-Spending lots of money.
-Taking away people's privacy rights.
-Turning allies against your nation by radically altering foreign policy.
2. A misused synonym for right wing.
Examples of Conservative actions:
-Doing nothing. :-)
Examples of not-Conservative actions:
-Trying to change the constitution.
-Starting wars.
-Spending lots of money.
-Taking away people's privacy rights.
-Turning allies against your nation by radically altering foreign policy.
2. A misused synonym for right wing.
What kind of conservative would try to ammend the constitution? Conservatives don't like change, that's the whole point.
by SpecialKay October 6, 2006
1) someone who follows the ideas of the right wing of the political spectrum, usually in keeping what already exists and is in practice.
2) someone who would have a murderer killed and the life of an unborn baby saved; someone who prefer to kill those who deserve it over the innocent.
3) someone with any sanity at all that doesn't hate America and doesn't want our culture removed so we can be sensitive to terrorists.
2) someone who would have a murderer killed and the life of an unborn baby saved; someone who prefer to kill those who deserve it over the innocent.
3) someone with any sanity at all that doesn't hate America and doesn't want our culture removed so we can be sensitive to terrorists.
*conservative
by Why do I need a pseudonym? May 16, 2010
A production of America's traditions and a lot failures. Conservatives are for the country but often not what's best. It's a selfish bid, 'an every man for themselves,' way of thinking. Conservatives seem to forget without the working class, there is no economy. They waste time basing liberals, most not knowing the meaning of the word.
The bill of rights is a product of liberalism. Are you going to bash that?
The bill of rights is a product of liberalism. Are you going to bash that?
Look, a conservative! A Faggot! Burn him! Burn her! Libtards will diiieeee! Cause 'Murica. Dip snuff, get disgustingly fat, and rub my ass over the world.
by Fair Scholar 6969 August 9, 2017
In a nutshell, the belief that (insert country here) is an upstanding and righteous nation, that less government is more freedom, and that people should be held entirely responsible for their finances and actions, even to the point of death or poverty. See also people the Urban Dictionary editors can't stand.
Or in a non-political context, it just means "not a lot".
Or in a non-political context, it just means "not a lot".
by Treima May 8, 2006
You must be this in order to marry. Because only if you are conservative, you understand what marriage means. No boys with boys.
It's Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve. Be conservative!
It's Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve. Be conservative!
It's Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve. Be conservative!
by CaseyWroteThis July 19, 2009