Connor's Law

When exposure looms, the family image is often the first line of defence.

Person 1: why did you steal from that charity?

Person 2: Why are you asking me this? I'M A FAMILY MAN!!!!!!!

Person 1: This has nothing to do with your kids, why would you even mention them?

Person 3: people always lean hard into the family image during a scandal. He's definitely guilty. Connor's Law.

Connor's Law by YoungGriff86 January 21, 2026

Conor's Law

The law of situational optimism: If a thing can go right, it will go right. It stands as the ultimate antidote to Murphy's Law, acknowledging that when you align your expectations with a positive outcome, the universe cooperates flawlessly.

"They said the timing was impossible and everything would fall apart, but Conor's Law proved them wrong. Every single piece of the puzzle clicked into place exactly when it needed to."

Conor's Law by TheOptimisticPhilosopher June 11, 2026

O'Connors Law 

The vigorously a reporter searches for a certin story, or a certain conclusion in a story, the higher the chance is that they will believe the most outrages lies put forth during the so-called investigation.

Wow, this article is really biased and the source is clearly lying, must be O'Connors law...

O'Connors Law by hasábburgonya May 14, 2015