I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)
I AM THE GREAT POO! I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)
by MrMorganMarston January 27, 2022
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1. A life loving gun nut.
A 'conker' believes in the legalization of psychedelic and therapeutic substances such as cannabis, mushrooms, LSD and MDMA (for PTSD). A conker wants nothing more than to own a summertime lakeside cabin to share with friends, family and their significant other. Some conkers are obsessed with the 5th dimension. Conkers are happy breadwinners, a conker loves nothing more than a stack of freshly minted bills to give to their family.
Fred: "Bob is always packing that Wilson Combat EDC X9."
Sam: "Bob's such a conker!"
by A conker February 9, 2020
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A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
by notwillis May 1, 2012
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The affliction upon the rear of the forearm from repeatedly missing a swing during a game of conkers and hitting your arm. The pain for the next couple of days is known as conker-arm.
Boss: James you have been off work for the past 3 days, why?

James: Conker-arm

Boss: A worthy cause.
by The Wicks September 27, 2006
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