Conker hunt 

A child friendly way of calling an individual a cunt.

'Stop being a conker hunt mate!'

Conker hunt by Johnumadbroumadbroumadbro October 10, 2011

Conker Hunting 

A way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. This is done by inserting the conker into a womans vagina allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!

Steve: 'Dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'

Conker Hunting by CharlieHobbit December 20, 2008