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Congers

Sarah: I just passed my drivers test!
Will: Congers!
by xX_Ethan_Xx June 29, 2023
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Congers, NY

In Congers, NY the owner of an icecream shop was sliced across his stomach and got his ear ripped off.
by E. Gio June 29, 2006
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Congress

Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.
If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.
by The Daily Show April 29, 2013
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Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
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Congressed

Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.
I got badly Congressed at work.
by bora_am May 19, 2014
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conversation piece

any type of decoration or accessory that sparks interest or curiousity among first-time onlookers.

Often they will ask questions regarding its origin, how you acquired it...etc. , thus leading to a conversation.
"I don't know how you got that Model T Ford in your living room, but I gotta say it does make an intersting conversation piece!"
by polo September 6, 2004
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Suspended Congress

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!
by Leah1234 September 24, 2011
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