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confiscation 

Theft, when it is carried out by the state or by other authoritarian agents.

The pigs invented this word, which sounds fancy and official, so they can keep on pretending to be consistently against theft when really they're the biggest thieves of all.
Police confiscated (i.e. stole) sound equipment because it was used in a rave which the cops didn't like.
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Confirmation Wipe 

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
Confirmation Wipe by Lunicus December 4, 2011

Confirmation Bias 

The natural human tendency to hold opinions that agree with one's own point-of-view as more valuable than opinions that do not. However, this can be magnified to an insane proportion in ignorant people, overly-religious people, people who have power, people who think they have power, people on a power trip, and people who hate criticism in general. This may stem from a fear of change, what one does not know, or from an OD god complex.
Most 4chan users have an off-the-wall confirmation bias.

confirmation touch 

when you are on an encounter/date with a potential mating partner, to see if the possibility of carnal delights lay in your future, you may use light gestures of physical contact to check if that's even an option. the more touching, the better. in the culture of online dating, this has become an integral component.
BOY: 'hey, do you wanna check out some music after dinner?"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'

<insert returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"

<no returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"

<insert returned confirmation touch>

Coffication 

Let's go to Starbucks for some coffication.
Coffication by J Pizzle October 2, 2004

confusation

An exchange of dialogue without the exchange of logic or understanding.
I overheard a confusation between a christian and a scientologist this morning. It was basically a futile debate between mythology and science fiction.
confusation by chendy April 21, 2008

Confirmation Pee 

The urine that comes forth after depositing fecal matter in the toilet as to let you know that you are 100% complete with poo poo download!
"Man, I tried to stand up before the confirmation pee and let me tell you......I was NO WHERE near thru crappin!"
"Just because youve had the confirmation pee doesnt mean youre done poopin WHAT SO EVER!"