Confetty
Confetty by Zach Elsewood December 5, 2015
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Confetty Wap
During a blow job, throw confetti in the air while screaming "1738" then proceed to cum in the eye of the person giving the blow job, leaving them temporarily blind in one eye. After all is said and done yell "yeah baby"
Confetty Wap by PineapplePancakes September 14, 2015
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Champagne confetti
To squirt. Female ejaculation.
Champagne confetti by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023
Ass confetti
Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.
Ass confetti by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016
champagne confetti
champagne confetti by eunkoo September 28, 2023
fecal confetti
Little floating remnants of shit left after and incomplete flush.
Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.
AKA salad shooter or ass plasma
Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.
AKA salad shooter or ass plasma
fecal confetti by jamal johnson 1 December 28, 2007
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Boffin
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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