Condiment Dad Share definition Flag A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments. “ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad” Condiment Dad by lexisdoor November 29, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Condiment Dad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch