Grown on Concrete

Rude and abrupt in nature

People from New York are just mean; it's like they were grown on concrete.

by Jaubrey September 6, 2009

Concrete Pizza

A concrete pizza occurs when plant matter such as grass and leaves finds its way or is placed onto a concrete or cement surface before it dries. For added effect, one may put tomatoes, onions, and even pepperoni in the mix. If a sealer is applied onto a concrete pizza, it is then known as a complete concrete pizza.

WARNING: Concrete pizzas are not edible. Consumption will result in dental damage, esophageal lacerations, digestive system shutdown, and probably death. If ingested, contact Wendy Northcutt from the Darwin Awards immediately, because you would be a serious candidate for the award.

Note: Concrete pizzas can be ugly and structurally weak; customers are highly unlikely to pay for them.

"The customer was not very impressed by the concrete pizza on his porch, and was even less impressed when we sealed it with tomatoes and onions.

by CapitaoChaos March 18, 2014

concrete general

Simply put, the boss of the street; controls the flow of commodities and/or whores on the street.

A: shit son, make way for the concrete general.

B: y'all know who I am!

by T. Polkinghorne March 23, 2008

concrete crown

A term used to define a shit that at first is difficult to dump, but, once the first inch is out, slides out no problem.

Damn, I thought my ass was going to be in for a hurting, but that dump just had a concrete crown.

by DavidoPowellez January 3, 2008

Concrete Donkey

First appearing as one of the eight hidden weapons in Worms 2, the concrete donkey is a large donkey cemented in itself that mysteriously falls from the sky from a selected point on the map. It then drills vertically by bounching and destroying the eart beneath it until it falls into the sea. Possibly the most damaging weapon in the series, unlike the disappointing nuclear test, which just sinks the ground a little while playing the French national anthem, and those godawful herds of cows. The sheep bomb is good though.

EE-OOR!


Comp1 is an ex-worm
comp4 is no more
comp3 hit the drink
comp2 is an ex-worm

Team Gumba wins!

Player one advances to the next level.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Concrete Dildo

The best tool for masturbating. In other terms-Perfection!

Juan: Hey babe what do you use to masturbate?
Juanita: A concrete dildo it is the most amazing thing ever!

by Whitegirl998 August 25, 2014

African Concrete

Rarely used name for "black tar"

Man u got the african concrete?
Hell ya G! Its chillin in my car right now.

by [DT] April 14, 2009