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Concrete Donkey 

The end-all, be-all of weapons in the Worms games (especially Worms Armageddon and Worms World Party). It's a huge statue of a donkey that falls from the sky and crushes anything and everything beneath it, ripping a big hole through the landscape and causing widespread death and chaos. Especially lethal if Double Damage is in use on that turn.
Shawn would have won if I had not used the Concrete Donkey on her team....
Concrete Donkey by RatchetBoo October 13, 2003
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Concrete Donkey 

First appearing as one of the eight hidden weapons in Worms 2, the concrete donkey is a large donkey cemented in itself that mysteriously falls from the sky from a selected point on the map. It then drills vertically by bounching and destroying the eart beneath it until it falls into the sea. Possibly the most damaging weapon in the series, unlike the disappointing nuclear test, which just sinks the ground a little while playing the French national anthem, and those godawful herds of cows. The sheep bomb is good though.
EE-OOR!


Comp1 is an ex-worm
comp4 is no more
comp3 hit the drink
comp2 is an ex-worm

Team Gumba wins!

Player one advances to the next level.

Concrete Donkey 

The Concrete Donkey is like a Donkey Punch, in that when you're engaged in anal sex, and about to ejaculate, you strike her square in the back of the head with a brick, both knocking her out and making her anal cavity tighten, making the orgasm all that more better for you.
Right when I was about to blow my load, I grabbed the brick from the bedside table and gave Karen a Concrete Donkey
Concrete Donkey by Anson95 June 2, 2007

Concrete donkey 

dude smell my concrete donkey. it has sweetcorn in it
Concrete donkey by Purge_121 September 25, 2009

Concrete Donkey 

A Concrete Donkey is an erection or boner. Plain and Simple.
Devyn: "OMG, check out the set of tits over there!"
James: "Dude, she's giving me a concrete donkey!"
Concrete Donkey by Shwepper July 21, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026