Concord, North Carolina

Would be considered a "nice town" to outsiders. If you have the lovely chance to grow up there, you know it is the epicenter of fuckery. The town you never want to go back to after high school. It's like a game that's really fun the first few times, but then you want to burn it. Home of the highly overrated Concord Mills Mall. And maybe the most stupid school system in the US, CCS. High school drama and competition at its best. Everybody knows everybody. Plenty of rednecks to go around. A nice (or not) mix of the classes. A NASCAR town, home to Lowe's Motor Speedway. You may even see your favorite driver around. Northerners love moving here. "Welcome to the south, now go home". . We've given up forests for those bitches. For those neighborhoods full of so-close-a-fire-could-reach-every-one houses. Sweet tea and cherry lemon sun-drop are everyday needs (unless, of course, you're from the north). 30-45 minute drive to the city of Charlotte. Seems innocent but... it's the town you'll warn your kids about. If you don't have enough sense to do well in high school and get out of here, maybe you were just meant to stay.

Man, you still live in Concord, North Carolina? I'm sorry.

You moved to Concord, North Carolina from the north? What a surprise.

Concord, North Carolina by justanotherbitch April 28, 2011

Concord, North carolina

tiny little town with a lot of excitement. small town drama don't get better than this. kind of like cheers, where everybody knows your name. the town keeps getting bigger and so does the talk. Half hour outside of Charlotte, North Carolina.

I'm in Concord, North Carolina and I don't ever want to leave.

Concord, North carolina by jessi_nichole October 4, 2008

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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