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Con the fruiterer 

A stereotype of a Greek person in Australian vernacular.
Originated on the television programme "The Comedy Company" - an overly ethnic Greek fruiterer, played by the actor Mark Mitchell. "Con the fruiterer's" most famous catchphrase is "Coupla days!"
"That bloody wog, hasn't learn a bit of English. Still speaks like bloody Con the fruiterer."
Con the fruiterer by William Richey November 13, 2003
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Con the Fruiterer 

Stereotype of Greeks played by a stupid skip!
I hate when skips try to be wogs, they are just Con the Fruiterers and came in chains to Aussie!
Con the Fruiterer by Dan September 20, 2003
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