Con Rit is name given to a Cryptid from Vietnam, it is an enormous oceanic centipede which lives in the south east Vietnam sea. It also has been spotted making terrible dad jokes to socialize and fornicating with boats because it's lonely.
How will I explain to my local mechanic that my boat got fucked by a Con Rit?
by TheFirstAlbinoShaq January 24, 2022
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