Different then a work from home telecommuter, a tell-ya-commuter spends every moment of their work commute talking on their cell phone with a relative, friend, or neighbor about whatever random mundane subject pops into their mind.
Although they had no reason to talk, Jim could expect a call from Dave every day at 8:07AM as Dave became a tell-ya-commuter on his way to the office.
by PoorDavid May 30, 2016
Every Thanksgiving break, commuter students are isolated and alone at home, with all their friends out-of-town. Commuter students typically cope with Commuter Hell Week by binge drinking, smoking cannabis, or street racing.
I got drunk to numb the misery of Commuter Hell Week. All my friends are out of town and I'm home all alone.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 22, 2022
When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.
Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.
by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008
by Anonymous January 19, 2003
When a commuter is napping on the train or bus and their head bobs around with every bump and sharp turn or stop.
Everyone on the train were bobble head commuters with their heads bobbing left and right in unison in mid naps.
by Bennzz61 June 22, 2009
Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.
Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.
As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
by M4G1S00 March 30, 2021
Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
by Dr. Roboto September 25, 2023