"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship
by Zelley August 23, 2023
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An automobile not up to most people's quality standards. Usually covered in rust.
by DJ_Chardonnay December 14, 2020
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When bros bro down and use the vast ability of connectivity, to bring community together.
Dude I am so glad you linked me that, spreading so much Commutivity.
by driftke70 June 20, 2013
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A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.
Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret
by Voltmanic September 28, 2023
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to have a teleconference while on the commute, so as to either fill empty time, or get work done that didn't get finished while in the office
John had a 5pm commute-com while sitting in rush hour traffic on the beltway, discussing some of the after-action items from the earlier meeting, since he had to go pick up his kids at day-care.
by k3for January 24, 2011
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A Commuter town twink is a Particular breed of post-adolescent Homosexual from towns mostly of white conservative demographic surrounding the M20. When the individuals move to a creative metropole he is in such strong denial of their heritage that they make use of ethnic minorities and queer culture to their sole socio cultural advantage. Although when returning to their hometown their inner purity comes out and stand aside everything the claimed to condemn
He’s such a CTT, two faces, one for London one for Reading

Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink
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1)To have so much wealth that nothing is out of reach. You can earn money simply through interest alone. Whether you work or not your wealth will grow unhindered.

2) endless money
example: Bob is a trillionaire he has commutative wealth, his interest alone is making him billions a year.
by Deuswrath March 29, 2022
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