he commited yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
by hi352 May 27, 2022
voldemort: Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by yeetus yeetus commit self dele April 28, 2023
Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong December 12, 2015
Go commit drink green liquid is an alternate to Go drink poison, a death threat. Not that used much to bypass the filter, It occurs within a 1 in a 1 octillion chance.
Pro: HAHAHA NOOB EZ QUIT ROBLOX EZ EZ EZ
Noob: Go commit drink green liquid
(Pro has flashbacks of his father drinking poision)
Noob: Go commit drink green liquid
(Pro has flashbacks of his father drinking poision)
by GammaEpsilonRhoTau May 8, 2022
by jubiman December 11, 2018