Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man I’m a disappointment.
Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.
Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.
by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021
by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021
Columbus: the European module of the International Space Station (ISS).
Columbus: elder brother of Bartolomeo. Bartolomeo is a facility outside the ISS Columbus module.
Columbus: elder brother of Bartolomeo. Bartolomeo is a facility outside the ISS Columbus module.
by ld4795 August 24, 2021
A city in Ohio with a hyperactive towing crew just lying in wait so they can snatch up your car the moment you break down and impound it so you have to spend extra time retrieving it even though you were just passing through and stopped briefly but now you're stuck for three days and not only need to pay to get your car back from the thieves who are the town, but need to also have your car repaired afterwards.
by The Wild Weston March 18, 2023
A shitty place to live
by Trash Ketchum August 29, 2021
A disgusting, genocidal piece of shit who is falsely accredited with discovering North America. Actually, Leif Erikson did in 1000 A.D. (if you don't believe me then do a simple google search)
Person 1: Why would they remove Columbus Day!? He discovered North America!
Person 2: He actually didn't, and he also enslaved the natives where he first landed.
Person 2: He actually didn't, and he also enslaved the natives where he first landed.
by sirbalin August 30, 2021
Female equivalent to Christopher Columbus. People who "create" new ideas and claim them as their own even though they belong to other cultures.
by Ga1laxy August 1, 2022