The state capital and largest city of Ohio. A small-to-medium sized city and 16th largest in the U.S., with about 700,000 in the city and another million in the metro area. It will NEVER have the profile of New York, Phily, Boston, San Fran, Chicago or L.A. but is more comparible to its peer cities of Indianapolis, Louisville or Kansas City. It's a nice college town with plenty of bars, but keeps a very low profile. It is known for nothing except for Ohio State University football. OSU is the single-largest university in the country by student body. Columbus is a progressive metropolis however with a generally young, educated population, where jobs in high-tech industries are growing rapidly. All in all, Columbus is a nice city to live in with several hip neighborhoods.
I wouldn't mind living in a city like Columbus, but would never live there because I hate Ohio.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 4, 2007
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Verb- to flip marijuana ashes in a bowl, so you can uncover a new "continent" of green.
"hey you torched the top, Columbus that shit!"
"I thought that bowl was done, till I Columbused that bitch"
by Ganjjerrific October 7, 2011
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The capital and largest city of Ohio and for some reason, is the 16th largest in the U.S. It is a nice place to live but this college town suffers form a low profile and hardly any identity (at least Cleveland has the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame). Its known for absolutely nothing, except the Buckeyes of Ohio State University, one of the largest universities in the United States.
What the heck is in Columbus?
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Jesse Eisenberg's character in Zombieland is Columbus.
Woody Harrison (Tallahassee) gives him the name in the flick.
Tallahassee: What do you think Columbus? Zombie Kill of the Week?
Columbus: Close, but no cigar. Zombie Kill of the Week goes to Sister Cynthia Kickerbocker.
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the middle of nowhereseville.

Population: fanatic buckeye fans

Night Life: None to speak of
I'm from Columbus... so I moved out.
by synystersmile December 4, 2010
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1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.
Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 2, 2005
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Worst city in Ohio. Even Cleveland is better. It has a sprawling downtown with low rise sky scrapers that are ugly and generic looking. It's downtown looks it is dying. You can't even buy breakfast there on a Sunday morning unless you know where to find the one cool deli in the whole place. It's awful. The only city of comparable sprawl and soul less sprawl is Phoenix. But Columbus isn't surrounded by natural wonders, just the rest of Ohio. It's an awful city. I was told it was a haven for gay people and gay culture. It turned out to be a haven for urban sprawl and idiots. This city had the worst and most dead downtown I've ever seen.
I went to Columbus and realized Cleveland wasn't so bad after all.
by exitandpanic January 13, 2007
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