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Colony High School 

A high school situated between Palmer and Wasilla Alaska. This school was built and then sat for a number of years until they(the school district and state) decided they should actually use the building. The school is of steel construction and uses bricks to make it look like a prison. The windows are very small so they give you a feeling like your creepy and insane english teacher is going to diddle you. The carpet is of baby green, from the color of the freshmens pants when the notorious juniors jump them. This school is considered a "Prep" school, as most of the neighborhoods are of medium class families, and of rich snotty, or poor Butte mutes that didnt want to go to Palmer high school. The school has a relatively lower drug use rate, as these rich white kids drink and get plenty of DUI's.
Bob "Hey, let's go hangout at the bowling alley Alex."
Alex "Nah, I'd rather not be a snotty Colony High School kid"

Bob "Hey, that kid drives a new chevy volt"
Alex "Must be a rich white kid with eco terrosists for parents, probably goes to Colony High School."
Colony High School by Chuck Houston November 14, 2011
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Colon High School 

A small school located in Colon, Michigan riding on the coattails of a single football state championship in 8-player after going 2-7 2 years before in 11-player. The school is also known for the amount "country boys/girls" with their dads old Cateye and/or the jeep "they saved a summer worth of pay to buy" that was 15k. But you also have the real country boys/girls who roll up in a rusty Xj with cut fenders. The graduating classes are around 50 students give or take depending on how many assignments are actually graded.

Forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes I attended Colon High School
I gradimatated from Colon High School.
Colon High School by SwervingIrvin December 13, 2021
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