Colombia middle school 

A middle school in Berkeley heights New Jersey. Every corner you turn there is a group of extremely white privileged kids. I could probably count 2 black kids in the whole school and the school lunches taste like dog ass. The pizza is so fucking dry and anything I eat there makes me want to kill myself. The new principal is very strict do not attend this school.

“Bro im going to Colombia middle school”
“Bro.”
“What”
“Id rather kill myself”
“Why”
“Too many crackers”

Colombia middle school by Colombia hater April 4, 2022

colombia vada serr

saying meaning “Colombia never dies”. it’s never actually used, it just sounds cool

“BAD BUNNY SHOUTED US OUT DURING THE SUPER BOWL, COLOMBIA VADA SERR!!”

colombia vada serr by UncleBartholomew223 February 17, 2026

Colombian Surprise 

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.

My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.

Colombian Surprise by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013

Columbia Secondary School 

A school filled with fucking idiots lmfao. It’s ‘afFiLliAtED wiTh CoLuMBiA uNiVErSITY’ so u would think its a smart school huh? Nope. Also professor martin is a bitch and a bully n that’s the tea ☕️ Bye y’all -f

-Columbia Secondary School is such a prestigious school!!

-lmfao nope last week the top floor was set on fire cuz some kid dropped a joint in the trash can

(True Story man)

Columbia Secondary School by shrekkynyc November 7, 2018

Columbia Station 

A small town in Ohio, reletively close to Cleveland. Small town with small schools. Colors? Green and white. Green? Oh don't act like you don't know why. It's because of the exreme popularity of the green among almost everyone in the community. Also known as Narnia, because you probably can't find it unless you're not looking for it.

Columbia Station is a small town, can't find it unless you aren't looking. Similar to Narnia, yeah, it can fit in your wardrobe.

Columbia Station by YeahYouKnowItNowMaaan March 26, 2011

Colombian Sex Change 

When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.

Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.

Colombian Sex Change by Applejacks1898 December 28, 2014

Columbia Sportswear 

Sportswear is a line clothing consisting of moderately priced, high quality apparel, made for diverse sporting/outdoor activity and casual apparel. It is commonly worn by humble athletes, hard working blue collar workers, and upper middle class people alike.

Me: Woah, these Columbia Sportswear brand jeans own the hell out of those crappy piece of shit Abercrombie and Fitch Pants.
Prep Girl: No way! I spent $200 dollars for these jeans, they must be good!!
Me: Oh, Go suck a fuck, biotch.

Columbia Sportswear by haji June 11, 2006