College Board 

A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.

prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education

College Board by college board victim January 14, 2013

college board 

A board of people who are greedy and wish to make money on the notion that all kids will the SATs (they are also in charge of AP testing) In real life they don't give a shit about kids and only use the testing as an excuse to make money by selling stocks. A proof that they are fake is when they decided to make a NEW SAT testing with writing included so that the Universty of California, better known as UCs, colleges would still accept it. Sometimes they may lose your test scores and will not refund you.

College board fucking lost my test scores for the SATs I took in June.

college board by kakakakakqueen October 23, 2005

College board  

Created to ruin the lives of all high schoolers, especially in the United States of America. It is because of this website that many teens cannot live the life they want today.

E.g 1
Mom: You never reply ANY of my emails!
Teen: That's because 90% of them are FORWARDS from College board! You spam my inbox EVERYDAY!

E.g 2
Teen: I'm going to the mall to hang out with Kate!
Parent: Oh no, you don't! I just checked your SAT scores online College board and you are grounded for the next 4 weeks!

College board by CBhater August 1, 2008

College Board 

A group of filthy monkey making hootchies that ruthlessly forces many students to give them monetary value in exchange for "elgibility."

The College Board took my baby away.

College Board by Pingy January 9, 2007

College Board 

A branch of the Soviet secret police, the KGB. This organization used to be known as KolleGeBoard, but the title changed due to inconspicuousness.

The aims of College Board include:
1. undermining the US economy by forcing honest citizens to create a direct deposit of their hard earned salary to College Board's bank account
2. brainwashing the youth of American by conditioning them to respond to BUBBLE stimuli

The rest of College Board's aims are currently unknown, but a group of specialized agents are currently working on that.

"The KGB still lives inside all of us in the form of questions with 5 answer choices. They promote themselves through College Board."

College Board by EMChip October 6, 2009

College Board 

a aristocratic group that manipulates khan academy into advertising the SAT (to gain popularity over the ACT). And really expensive AP tests. they have convinced colleges that making kids pay a lot of $ to send one number to them is a good indicator of college readiness. not to mention some ppl can pay $69420 for test prep and likely do well

College Board charges so much to send one fucking number to a school. I got a 5 on the ap test but i m broke from buying the test. how tf will i send my scores to colleges? might as well not take any college board tests and not do college :(

College Board by Monish Alibaba March 9, 2019

College Board 

a company that makes and distributes the SATs, SAT IIs, among other things. known for its tendency to force students and their parents to pay too much for a "standardized" test. works closely with colleges to bleed students and their families' bank accounts dry for their own benefits.

Student 1: Man, College Board is the devil incarnate.

Student 2: Tell me about it. I just bombed my SAT Math II subject test, even though I've taken every math class available up through AP Statistics. So... not only did I not get a good score, but I had to pay for it, and I'll have to pay to cancel it.

Student 1: That sucks.

College Board by chazphenom August 1, 2009