cold air 

Talking about future events or possibilites, as if they are based in fact. No reality is required; essentially all theory not based on real historical facts.

If you hike down that steep trail you will more than likely break your neck. Thats a bunch of cold air your blowing, as nobody has ever fell on this trail and I have years of experience.

cold air by lecharbon December 12, 2013

cold air intake 

A cheap way of adding horsepower, though not as much as ricers say they make. Usually add 5-8 on a four pot, 10-15 for a six and 15-30 for an 8. (K&N)

People often install them because they are a much cheaper (however less effective) alternative to turbocharging or supercharging. (Can also accompany a turbo and/ or a supercharger)

That civic has a cold air intake and a fartcan

I can't afford to turbo my car so I got a cold air intake

That GTP is nice it has a supercharger stock and the owner added a cold air intake

cold air intake by carguy1996 January 28, 2014

Cold Air Fart 

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.

Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!

Cold Air Fart by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011

Cold-Air Ballooning 

Doing Whippets.

I was bored so I sat up in my room cold-air ballooning.

Cold-Air Ballooning by Scoots January 22, 2003

getting cold air

Positioning legs overhead with asshole out suck cold air into thy butthole then letting it sit, lastly pushing the "cold air" out into a fart sounding noise. If this is mastered you will learn how to fart on command.

It is disgusting when andrew is getting cold air

getting cold air by Totally1134 August 4, 2017

air-cold 

A disease that’s very contagious

He: Did you hear about the air-cold that’s going around

She: No, but I think I had it last week.

air-cold by Stacy P September 1, 2021

Cold Airey 

A cold Airey is when you get a clutch on warzone and accidentally crap your pants in the heat of the moment.

We were the third squad left. I was getting proper rapey with the fennec then someone merked me with a precischzy. I literally shit my boccys. It was a Cold Airey. Oops.

Cold Airey by Angus McPantySniffer January 15, 2023