cold shower

When a guy gets really horny, he takes a cold shower to cool down a bit...

Karl: damn girl, u wanna take this to the bedroom?
Girl: Karl u need to take a cold shower!

by Crazzy Charles October 9, 2005

Cold shower

When a male or female is horny.

Take this and you’ll get rid of it.

Girl one: did you see what John did.
Girl two:yeah now I need to take a cold shower.

by Mynameischakaoofka February 28, 2019

Cold Shower

A cold shower is a shower taken in cold water to relieve stress and clear inappropriate thoughts

Tod: I’ve been thinking inappropriate thoughts lately

Karla: Take a cold shower my guy

by A small poor trashcan October 23, 2019

Cold Shower

When a guy is in the shower and masturbates to relieve his sexual frustration.

(cleanest way ever...)

(Over the Phone)
Jessica: "Boy you were in there for quite some time?"

Rick: "Yeah well i had to take a Cold Shower, because you were away in New York"

Jessica: "Are you really that horny?"

Rick: "Yeahhh"

by coxSWAIN44 June 16, 2011

Cold shower

1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.

2.) The penis's worst enemy

3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.

1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?

2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.

3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.

by bbare89 September 20, 2009

Cold Shower

When your Indian team mate can’t stop scoring absolute rockets.

Oh my goodness! Wow that was a cold shower

That was a cold shower moment!

by Halal munchers December 17, 2020

cold shower

When your taking a shit and cold water splashes onto your asshole.

I got a cold shower at Arbys once.

by ed$ February 7, 2005