Cold Docking 

This is a bizarre, yet (some would say anyway) sexual act involving the insertion of a shit frozen within a condom in to the anus of a willing victim.

The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.

Gillian happily spread herself on all fours whilst Joanne began the cold docking by inserting the frozen turdpedo in and out of Gillians ample anus

Cold Docking by Phantomspermer January 6, 2012

Cold dickings 

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

Cold dickings by fanbake December 14, 2011

cold-decking 

To secretly replace the real deck in a card game with a stacked one.

John cold-decked the poker game.

cold-decking by exces6 January 8, 2005

Cold dicking 

When you slap your flacid pen!s on her face.

I pulled out my Johnson and started smacking her in the face

"She's getting a real cold dicking"

Cold dicking by Hentai master April 20, 2018

cold dicking 

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

cold dicking by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013