When a young man freezes a sturdy log of his feces and chases a young lady around the house trying to club her with said feces. If he gets a good knock on her noggin with his "Cold Carl" before it melts, he wins!
She was resistant to the Cold Carl at first, but afterward thanked me for the cool, nutty refreshment.
by Matthew CC Gordon July 29, 2010
A guy takes a dump on a pane of glass with a girl lying under it as part of a sex act. See also, "Hot Carl" and "Warm Carl."
by Deuce September 24, 2003
When you take a fat shit and freeze it real good. Then you call your bitch over and dildo it up. Even better when she bobs on it and warms it up.
by cockaholic January 03, 2003
by Donkey_Nut February 20, 2016
When you do a chick up the ass and then make her suck the crusted shit left on your cock the next morning.
by Mike Hoxbigge June 18, 2003
When you open the fridge at work (where everybody stores their lunch, etc.) and blast a big fart into it, closing the door quickly afterward.
Our office is having pies later to celebrate birthdays.
I just delivered a Cold Carl into the fridge in which the pies are stored. It'll be funny to watch everybody eat pie later.
I just delivered a Cold Carl into the fridge in which the pies are stored. It'll be funny to watch everybody eat pie later.
by Cornhulio January 18, 2007
Mechanic: "Can you figure out why this lawnmower won't start up? We've tried everything."
Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."
Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"
Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."
Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"
by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009