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clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.
This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.
by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019
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Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.
1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!

2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.

3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.

4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?

5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?

6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.

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dipping your balls into a female's asshole and the female tastes it in her mouth... LMFAO
Steve coffee beaned her and she licked his balls
Ex. Columbian Coffee Beans - coffee beaning a girl from columbia (the finest beans!!)
by Juicy Biggee December 07, 2008
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originates from the humble teabag. however, instead of teabagging the girls mouth u put ur ass on her fore head and drop a poop nuget. no she has what looks like a coffee bean on her head.
"oh man u shld a seen this she was suckin ma balls and a went for it"

"a laid a coffee bean on her head!!!!!"
by la la February 08, 2005
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A slang term used to describe a saggy and/or lumpy scrotum, as if the ballsack were filled with coffee beans. Usually used in accordance to males of African-American or Hispanic decent, but can be used occasionally for Caucasian males.
1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.
by F.I.Y.M July 28, 2009
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