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Coffee Huffer

Someone that refuses to drink coffee but annoyingly insists the love the smell.
Barista: Hi welcome! May I take your order?

Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!

Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!
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