"What's that? It says coffee? Thats pretty presumptuous of that cup to think it's only ever gonna have coffee in there." -Tobuscus
"Pfft. Silly coffee cup." -Me
"Pfft. Silly coffee cup." -Me
by Fambuscus October 18, 2011
by BlackKidd August 10, 2008
device used to transport hot or cold liquids (coffee, tea, iced water, etc.) from its point of origin to the head of a coworker
Tom: As soon as I got the word out of my mouth, Dianne ran for her coffee cup.
Greg: Was is coffee or tea this time?
Tom: She poured a little bit of both.
Greg: Was is coffee or tea this time?
Tom: She poured a little bit of both.
by 11ryet August 02, 2009
The act of licking the foam from the inside of a coffee cup, often compared to a sexual act due to how enjoyable and suggestive it is.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get cappuccino froth all over you face?
Guy 2: Oh, I performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago.
Guy 1: Shit, you got some in your eyebrows.
Guy 2: Yeah I really get into it.
Girl: That's kinda hot.
Guy 2: Oh, I performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago.
Guy 1: Shit, you got some in your eyebrows.
Guy 2: Yeah I really get into it.
Girl: That's kinda hot.
by jag-d April 28, 2012
A person who recites the sayings from coffee cups and acts like they have figured out the meaning of life
by Livinthelife May 31, 2015
/n/: The canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one's guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest's bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning
Adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so Brad took him out back and gave him the good ol' Canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.
OR
The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!
OR
The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!
by mightymorphinbungholedolphin1 January 27, 2014