The female version of "morning wood". When a female wakes up horny as anything and realizes she must let it out.
Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
by Lor Becky August 7, 2012
Get the Coffee Creamermug. by w00gy April 17, 2006
Get the coffee creamermug. Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.
Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.
by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015
Get the Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamermug. When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.
Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.
Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.
by Fuckhands McMike December 14, 2016
Get the Kentucky Coffee Creamermug. When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it
by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 9, 2023
Get the Coffee creamermug. A slur for lightskins
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
Get the Coffee Creamermug. When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.
by QTEila May 19, 2021
Get the Coffee Creamermug.