Coemgen 

Coemgen is a really great guy you will meet sometime in your life, if you're lucky. He makes a really good friend and is an excellent flirt. Typically not any boyfriendmaterial, but if you ever see him you'll fall for him immediately, until you eventually get to know him. His features are: big brown eyes, dark hair, oliveskin, short handsome man. He is very easygoing and has a lot of friends because it lays in his nature. Although the name is strange and a bit rare, you will learn that it is precisely because he's a treasure that not many people will have the pleasure to get to meet. If you're one of them, stick to him and never even think about letting him go till he feels the same way about you. This is usually a friendship that will last forever, but if you're on the same level as this awesome personality, you may have the opportunity to be his girlfriend. Never hesitate to talk to him if you're a girl, never wait until it''s too late. This man will go places and continents, and if you're smart you will obviously go with him. Eventhough he seems special, he is just a normal man that enjoys the pleasant life he lives in. He worships life, and therefore life knows what his presence in this modern world is worth: a highly stable victorious lifestyle filled with positive, beautiful and happy people just like himself.

Girl 1: Omg, Coemgen just flirted with me!
Girl 2: Bitch, he did the same thing to me. You're not that special!

Guy 1: Is he south-European?

Guy 2: who even knows. He's been everywhere as far as I know.

Coemgen by Ohmydeer709 December 25, 2018

Coemeny 

co·em·en·y
/kōˌemənē/

adjective
1. Feeling multiple conflicting emotions all at once, usually sadness, happiness, and anger.

Person 1: "How are you today?"
Person 2: "I'm just feeling really coemeny."

Feeling empty but full at the same time is feeling coemeny.

Coemeny by 5.15 April 23, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004