1. an insensitive asshole.

2. one who gobbles cock.

That cockgobbler stole my ride!
by MisterMojo September 28, 2007
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one who voraciously dines on cock and will make your shaft look like the shiny and waxed eggroll it was destined to be.
You are a damn good cockgobbler, Mom.
by Beotch December 06, 2003
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1. An often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.
by Craigelles April 12, 2006
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degrading term used for a woman, girlfriend
"She's a little cockgobbler"
by kara December 16, 2003
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One who enthusiastically enjoys the act of cobbling on the cock......with slight nut nibbling
Dude your girlfriend is the best damn cockgobbler in town.....what....nothing man ive moved on, so should you
by Anonymous April 03, 2003
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a person who is not gay and doesn't act gay, but is very annoying and generaly is an asshole
to be used when one is concentrating on something else like paper work or homework

asshole "hey your gay hahaha"

working guy "damn it shut the fuck up im fuckin workin you piece of shit bastard bitch damn son of bitch uuhh.. fuckin uh.. COCKGOBBLER!"
by DPdaix November 06, 2006
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Slut on wheels, a girl who takes the word skank to a whole new level.
S.O.W. cockgobbler "That girl slept with an entire hockey team...total S.O.W."
by Benny Forrest Kennedy January 09, 2009
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