Cock with ears

Used to describe a completely bald person.

Hey man you're so bald you look like a cock with ears.

by Wanganuts July 14, 2021

cock-ear

swelling of the ear after having inserted a penis in to one's ear.

richard woke after a heavy drinking session to find that his ear was swollen after having inserted jonah's penis in to it.cock-ear.

by fodsta February 4, 2010

cock>ear

sexual gratification, a little bit degrading.

Was she fit?
Totally! I'd cock>ear any day

by table-top joe June 12, 2005

cock ear fetish

Wen a male or female have a fetish for a cock being stuck in their ear and later cummed in.

My chcik has a cock ear fetish so we tryed it and now shes deaf in her right ear!

by Scott Fukin Sullivan June 18, 2003

stick your cock in your ear

another way to tell someone to fuck off

to boss "if you think i'm working late tonight you can stick your cock in your ear. you cunt"

by chimp101 March 5, 2008

Cock like a mouse's ear

A particularly small penis

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.

Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.

by thrayl September 30, 2008