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Cock Rot 

An unscientifically named diease where the penis loses all feeling and begins to look and feel like a rabbits foot with grangrene eventually leading to the droppong off of flesh. Most oftenly caused by sex with a street corner hooker or a slapper with more diseases than a chemical lab
My dick has dropped off i either have cock rot or leperacy
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Cock Rot 

When you speak to a person and he/she has horrible breath. Cock rot is the decaying skin stuck in a partners teeth or gums that was dislodged during uncomfortable or painful fellatio, thus leading to cock rot on the breath.
Man, I was talking to this ho with turnt up teeth yesterday, her breath smelled like cock rot.
Cock Rot by BriGuy1974 May 25, 2018

Cock Rot 

i. To be denied sexual interaction to the point of criminal/homicidial insanity.
ii. Penis or testicular cancer
iii. a decomposing chicken
"I've got Cock Rot"
Cock Rot by Dr. Doctorlolz April 15, 2010

Cock rot 

Term for when the cock is stinky and cracked
George has cock rot I think he should get it checked out
Cock rot by Crocken December 26, 2021

Rampant Galloping Cock Rot 

A generic term for sexually transmitted deseases affecting the male reproductive organs.
Doctor, I think I've caught a dose of the old Rampant Galloping Cock Rot. Can I have some penecillin please.

wanky cock rot 

A very unpleasant fungal infection caused by a build up of baby gravy usually found on the member of the hunched backed knuckle shuffler.
Hey falk keep that away from me I don't want wanky cock rot up me bottom!
wanky cock rot by ziplegs March 3, 2009

rotten cock sucker 

Willingness to suck an old cock for a new job
Oh now I see how you became boss you rotten cock sucker
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