Cock fairy

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The combination of the disses "cock sucker" and "you fairy" usually leads to no comeback once you say it to someone.

Guy1:"Hey fuck you asshole"
Guy2:"shut the fuck up you cock fairy"
Guy1:"..."

Cock fairy by tynle02 April 24, 2008

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rainbow cock fairy

A very annoying person who has adhd and probably has the name Zach. He annoys everyone

Zach is a Rainbow Cock Fairy

Zach: nar nar nar i like cock nar nar narrrrr!!!!

Jake: You are such a rainbow cock fairy.

rainbow cock fairy by pablo the beaner March 3, 2018

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cock sucking fairy

Often known as Adgh

cock sucking fairy by Anonymous May 15, 2003

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fairy cock mother

Ancient mythological transient homemaker bent upon dinner party mastication of off flavored taco MEATS. Typically present prior to the orange juice holiday of la cerveza mas fina.

Perrin was being a little fairy cock mother today. I.e. he would not stop cease to slather blood oranges with polluted saki.

fairy cock mother by Matt Hamms March 12, 2007

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Fairy Cock

A cigarette dipped or poured over with cannabis oil. Like a turbocharged spliff, the combination of nicotine and concentrated weed cause a head rush that leaves you seeing sparkles

"Tony didn't have any weed, but my dabs and his pack of cigarettes made a hell of a fairy cock for us to smoke"

Fairy Cock by JaxonCoop April 26, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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