Cock Swat

a word coined by a washington resident, a more exreme or serious version of a cock block.

guy:so what are you doing later?
girl: well umm
cock swatter: hey dude, did you ever find out if you got her pregnant?!
girl: i gotta go
guy to swatter: dick.

by ceddycedced June 19, 2010

cock swatter

a women who stops another women from getting laid. also known as twat swatter.made famous by dane cook.

"I tried to take that girl home, but her friend is a total cock swatter."

by jabbawoky May 24, 2009

Cock Swataling

The act of cradling one's penis and ballsack in a long luxurious golden locks extending down to the taint gently tied into a knot.

I heard you were "Cock Swataling" last night.

by Lafeye April 20, 2019

cock swatch

A mixture between a dickhead and that random guy named Christian at the local public school listening to four big guys

Bro carl is being such a cock swatch today

by Coolhusky November 15, 2021

cockswat

To slap someone with your erect penis, usually in the face.

My bitch was giving me a terrible blowjob so I had to cockswat her.

by Chama Pakalolo February 4, 2009

cockswatter

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009

cockswatch

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.

Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.

by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004