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when a man is about to skeet and his cock spazzez out and shakes rapidly until the man has proceeded into a full blown seizure.

Teacher: "why are you late billy"

Billy: "I was jacking off last night, and i had a really serious cock spaz, and i was in a deadly coma until this morning."

cock spaz by dilbaid4 April 25, 2009

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she gave me a cock spaz when i nutted but she sucked my soul out.

cock spaz by abcitsnotme December 6, 2018

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Cock Spaz

The highest tier of spastic and retardation

“That guy is a real cock spaz man”

Cock Spaz by Cock spaz co creator February 27, 2022

spazz cock

The flapping motion of your cock as your coming.

Ah man! I was in the middle of sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and spazz cocked all over here when I just wanted a break.

spazz cock by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026