Cock Absorber Share definition Flag A girl that is rather ‘sluttish’ and has sex with strangers often. Also known as a thot or slag. Ellie: OMG Maisie had sex for the 7th time today!? Lily: what the fuck?? She’s such a cock absorber Cock Absorber by Maisies Biggest fan March 26, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Cock Absorber mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch