Singer/Songwriter who wrote the classic "When A Man Loves A
Woman", despite modern renditions performed by Michael Bolton.
He also invented the iron.
Without Corey Jones, we would not be able to iron our shirts and/or make love to a
woman, or three, or seven. We would, however, be able to make a
dry journey through the bathroom.
Corey Jones usually ends most phrases with the words "BITCH" and "WHAT?!"