Cob loaf 

When you ejaculate in a girl and use a piece of bread to scrape up the semen then feed it to her

Last night your sister let me cob loaf her

Cob loaf by Jabbott326 April 8, 2021

Cobloaf 

A name for a kid that is half retarded but has a little brain to him normally drinks a beer for breakfast lunch and dinner smokes like a king and will fuck anything with a heart beat

Oi Cobloaf you cunt I need another beer

Cobloaf by Little Willy September 10, 2023