sperm coat

1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area

“That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”

by KoofDillinger August 16, 2021

fluffy coat

When a male ejaculates onto a females face and then shaves his curly cues and sprinkles it on her in order to create a baby batter beard.

Ex.1-Santa clause got me a fluffy coat . Ex.2-A-suh girl, its cold out here let me give you my fluffy coat.

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

When you do so much anal your dick has a coating on it.

"I'm dating an indian girl who loves anal so much my coated corn stick is sore."

by Kerrach June 22, 2017

Cunt Of A Thing- used to describe someone or something that is beyond simply being referred to as a cunt, as cunts are still desirable and useful.

Wow, Mel is such a COAT!!! I’m so glad I don’t have to put up with her anymore!!

by Smartmouth78 August 18, 2023

That malicious bitch at work who spreads disinformation to the boss is a COAT.

by John Thomas 777 June 10, 2022

- Babe soon as I finish my dinner I'll run home to you !
- COAT ? I'll have the kids bedded
- You are disgusting !
- Love you too

by [.] March 25, 2019