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sugar-coated lies 

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!
Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!

Sugar Coated Sara Lee 

Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake
My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish

lip coater 

A lip chap or a lip gloss. Used only by men

Omg I just dropped my lip coater
Oh my god I just dropped my lip coater
lip coater by lip coater December 13, 2014

<.7.9.7.6.>Joseph Lo Truglio: "'It Costed Me Fourty Hours To Obtain A Rape Style Called: "The Sunflower Deed'" 

<.7.9.7.6.>Joseph Lo Truglio: "'It Costed Me Fourty Hours To Obtain A Rape Style Called: "The Sunflower Deed'"
<.7.9.7.6.>Joseph Lo Truglio: "'It Costed Me Fourty Hours To Obtain A Rape Style Called: "The Sunflower Deed'"