N. A person who cannot walk gracefully in high heeled shoes. V. The act of walking clumsily in high heels.

An older, single straight male, past his prime, perhaps late 40s into 50s, who hits the bars and nightclubs hoping to score. He doesn't really dance, but prefers to graze at the bar, drinking Budweiser. The male counterpart to a "cougar."

A once strapping but now paunchy male. A stallion turned clydesdale.

(literally- a show horse) A vagina or anyother type of fish-smelling hole on the woman species; Ditty; clit; rooster.
The meaning originated when a young girl tried to steal a heavy clydesdale keychain from bush gardens and put it down her pants. Gravity did it's thing and it wound up in her vagina.

Girls at rave parties who wear knee high fuzzy boots and booty shorts. Known for their "trot" like dancing, these girls only look good after drinking a 12pack of bud.