Chaos. Anything that is occuring in a haphazardly. The situation is not even thinking about dreaming about having a sense of order. A clustering of items (usually people) in a fucked up way.
When people are trying to get off an airplane and retrieve their baggage from the overhead bins... that is a cluster fuck.
by alllwant April 22, 2005
Term that is military in origin, and used to refer to officers in associated positions of power and resulting decisions that resulted in: poor decision making, emotional reactivity, increased number of casualties, and an overall sense of distrust in poorly-qualified leadership.
Currently used in popular culture to describe any situation in which: extrememly poor decisions are made for the purpose of very tired and predictable personal gain, without consideration for how decisons impact others, and an overall sense of intimidation due to lack of competence and personal responsibility by the aggresor.
Currently used in popular culture to describe any situation in which: extrememly poor decisions are made for the purpose of very tired and predictable personal gain, without consideration for how decisons impact others, and an overall sense of intimidation due to lack of competence and personal responsibility by the aggresor.
Rob: "May I have permission to take a piss? Oh, and by the way, everyone is questioning your authority."
Lizzie: "No, you need to hold it for another 43 minutes and I don't care who does what. I've already thrown everyone under the bus, let's sit back and watch it unfold. I created this cluster fuck."
Lizzie: "No, you need to hold it for another 43 minutes and I don't care who does what. I've already thrown everyone under the bus, let's sit back and watch it unfold. I created this cluster fuck."
by DoAsISay111 September 15, 2010
A drinking game where you get FUCKED UP.
You put a large pilsner glass in the center of a table, round table usually works best, you all "CLUSTER FUCK" which means you all put a little into the glass. Then you have people sit around the table and you try and bounce a ping pong ball into the cup. If you make it you pick someone to drink, but if you miss you pour a little into the cup and the next person shoots.
by Jamie Monks August 15, 2007
A situation so awful that you will end up screaming the word fuck multiple times. The term cluster fuck simply is a proper noun for said situation.
Guy 1:Hey man not only did we have to pay 50 dollars an eighth for this weed but it was really shitty and we had to drive the dude all over hell and creation.
Guy2: Yeah man that whole situation is such a cluster fuck
Guy2: Yeah man that whole situation is such a cluster fuck
by UnknownMan4411 January 19, 2010
When a group of naked people all cram into a small space, and stick whatever they have in whatever hole they can find.
by Bolverkr September 05, 2019
A term used to describe any situation where there are way too many people in a given area.
Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
I tried for 20 minutes to get a drink, but the bar was a total cluster fuck.
I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.
It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.
It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
by TD_Niners May 13, 2012
All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.
John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked
by The Dude February 27, 2005