Clumper

A person who urinates in litter boxes.

Blackpool the Clumper pee'd in his friends cat box while drunk!

by Reichman July 26, 2006

Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

by AD218 July 31, 2008

chest clumper

the act of take a dump or pooping on someones chest.

"You gonna get a chest clumper"

"The chest clumper was a little nasty but errotic"

by Mia Queefington November 13, 2007

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 8, 2016

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

by CLA_Bootymaster July 8, 2016

Clumpering

The act of two men (preferably English and Italian) laying in such a position their arseholes are touching for sexual pleasure

The act is in no way homosexual

Me and Vito strafino were clumpering last night

by JosephFreaky September 4, 2024

the clumper

Taking a shit then giving some one a swirlie

He gave that nerd “the clumper”

by Thatsmessedup December 13, 2017